GIVEAWAY IS NOW CLOSED. CONGRATULATIONS, MEGHANN!
Welcome to Distant Pickles!
Welcome to Distant Pickles!
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Let's get right down to business, shall we? We all know why you're here... the goods!
Up for grabs today is a fat quarter bundle of Brown Bear (Eric Carle for Andover Fabrics). This bundle includes 9 fat quarters and a panel.
(Images borrowed from the fabulous Fat Quarter Shop... sorry for the stock photos, but it's dark and I forgot to take a good photo of the goods!)
So how to win?
Only required entry is a comment. We loved reading all the funny stuff last year, so let's do that again... tell us a joke, a story.. make us laugh! This counts as one entry - only one per person, please!
For a second chance, follow Distant Pickles, and let us know you do! New and old followers alike, just leave a comment letting us know you're following, and it's a second entry!
That's TWO chances at an adorable fat quarter bundle. We'll leave it open for the week and pick a winner on Friday, May 25. Mr. Random Generator will pull a winner then!
This giveaway is open to US residents only, sorry international peeps.
And don't forget... today's the last day to link up your Cosmic Burst quilt top for a chance at the Dainty Blossoms fat quarter bundle from Riley Blake Designs!
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One day a few weeks ago, I was singing "The perfect country western song." AKA: "YOU NEVER EVEN CALLED ME BY MY NAME" My daughter looked at me, shook her head, and said "Don't worry mom, I won't be drunk when I come to pick you up from prison."
That is good for me to know. ;-)
Love this fabric! So the lame joke I tell my 2 year old when getting dressed is "Where did the general keep his armies? Up his sleevies!" waaahhwaahhwahhh....
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I'm a new follower. Thanks for this wonderful giveaway!
I'm not thinking of anything funny right now! Too early and not enough coffee!
Well poo, I'm totally drawing a blank. Oh! When my three-year-old came in while I was getting dressed after a shower, he poked my butt and said, "your diaper looks funny!"
Thanks for the chance to win! :)
My 7 year old son is very interested in science and my 4 year old son is very imaginative and just makes up stuff when he doesn't know the right answer. So I often have to break up fights between them when I hear my 7 year old shouting very sternly, "That's! Not! SCIENCE!!!!!" I hope they'll both grow up to laugh at it.
My daughter is 17 months old and my husband says we really need to watch what we do around her. Last week a bug landed near her outside. It flew off almost immediately, but she got up, walked over to Daddy, took off his baseball cap and swatted at the ground where the bug used to be. She's learned - that's what you do to bugs!
What a wonderful giveaway! The last time I had to come up with a joke i had to google jokes. Oh my! not the thing to do unless you google Clean jokes!
I can never think of a joke and when I do can't tell it right-but I am hoping Mr. Random Generator will take a chance on me:)
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ask my little son do you want another baby sister? looks at his baby sister and asks me "what's wrong with her?"
My two year old cracks me up all the time, but sometimes it's the laugh so you don't loose it kinda way. Like when she broke a pen open in the bathroom, smeared ink all over everything and then hid behind the toilet so that I couldn't pick her up. I freaked, I laughed then I took pictures, all before I even considered cleaning it up.
Why did the hen cross the road ?
To prove she wasn't chicken!
My little guy loves "brown bear brown bear"...I really should make him a quilt from that fabric!!
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I got a fortune cookie that said "girl." I'm pregnant, so I assumed it was right. Nope, I'm having a boy!
My 4 yo told me he didn't feel well. I asked why. He said his bone hurt. I asked which one. He smirked and said, "My funny bone!"
I don't know why, but I always burst out laughing when one of my dogs fart out loud. I find it so amazingly funny. And you don't have to play the blame game.
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My story : I made this fabric into a skirt for my first grade daughter who wore it at least once a week for the whole year! It was really cute and stained by the end ... I always thought I'd make a quilt out of it but definitely am not going to be able to use the old fabric so I'd love a chance at the new! :)
We live in north Dakota and all our family lives in Michigan. My parents just flew in and after they returned to the airport to fly home, my three year old son said, " well, they were nice guys !"
Ugh. I have no funny.
Great giveaway! My son is still figuring out the joke thing. He'll usually say he has a joke and then say something like "A car on a roof. Is that funny?"
I was potty training my son and one day he went on himself. I went to drop his mess in the toilet and ended up flushing it down the toilet accidentally. I was soooo tired and not paying attention. :)
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